Great audiobook "The Goop Directory - Frank Gelett BURGESS" online free

In this DIRECTORY you'll see just what you never ought to be; and so, it should direct your way to Good Behavior, every day. The children of whose faults I tell are known by other names, as well, so see that you aren't in this group of Naughty Ones. Don't be a Goop!
(The author's introduction)